TREY'S SUPER FUN AU POSTS!

[KODA SEBASTIAN PIERCE]

hi so i'm trey and i'm weird. so this is where i'm gonna keep my silly au posts. uhm some people enjoy them. some people may get restraining orders. it really depends on who you are. just remember, try to have fun with these! like i work hard on them. okay i'm just kidding you. this is what i do in my free time. also, i'm not a druggie, i promse. like i've been asked this question multiple times br rpers and non-rpers. i'm just weird. so plz enjoy.

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chapter one: nut bustas pt. 1

[SYDNEY LOUISE PALMER]

THE NUT BUSTAS PT. 1

Walking down the halls, Squidney Nigella. strutted in her leopard tights and complimetary black outfit. Her Golden Versache sunglasses hid her Medusa-like eyes. She came to kill. Her hit list: Desiree Sinclair. Of course she had her two companions. The two-thirds of the NUT BUSTAS (because she made up two-thirds of it alone). Johnny and Zippy (also known as Jippy) strutted next both with hands on their very feminine hips, Johnny's on his left, and Zippy's on his right hip so they created a mirror-like image with their Queen in the middle. Going through the school doors Jippy knew what to do. They just blatantly pushed anyone out of Squidney's way, making sure that they broke at least one bone. Mostly the penis bone cause they had to be called the NUT BUSTAS for something. As she turned the corner, she spied her victim. It was Des at her locker, making sure Annie (YES SHE CAMEOS IN THIS ONE GUYS) organized it correctly. Des looked at the girl coming up to her.

"What do you want you little cunt?"

Squidney was silent as Zippy got on his hands and knees as did Johnny behind Zippy, but right in front of Des. Squidney Nigella stepped onto Zippy's back. He was used to this seeing Johnny was the top though. Johnny grunted though when she stepped one foot off of Zippy's and onto Johnny's. Before Des could say one word, Squidney screamed, "RIALCNIS EERISED". Des gasped knowing what these words did and she burst into flames echoing the last words "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" across the entire hall. Only Squidney knew saing her name backward would send her back to the dimension she came from.

Author's Note: Still a better love story than twilight.